Current Celebrity Crushes

If you follow my blog you know I'm boy crazy. Here are the two current men who hold my crush ;)

Soccer hottness- Oguchi Onyewu

Serious...this dude is beautiful lol!!

Drake

Not gonna lie, I've loved him since Degrassi. He looks so sweet.

Chipmunk Cheeks

My chipmunk cheeks are out of this world!! Chipmunk cheeks basically means like it looks like I'm storing food for winter. I'm watching Cedric the Entertainers Urban Circus and I've seen myself a few times and my cheeks are HUGE. Also, couldn't have been a worse hair day!! It was the day of the massive rain storms with windows breaking downtown. I had massive humidity hair! Too funny to watch. This is motivation to get my ass into the gym for sure. 

The show was so much fun. I had free RedEye tickets and they weren't great but I was siked to go. I was outside waiting for a friend and all of a sudden a TBS exec came over and gave me AWESOME tickets. Two 6th row center seats. Ced even did a bit in my row!!

I saw myself quite a bit when watching the show. It was kinda cool!

Final Paper...OVER!!

I am done with my second graduate school class!! Woohoo. I am now just sitting back waiting on my grade and hoping for the best. This picture was the madness at 5am the day before my paper was due! MESSY!! Got 8 weeks of classwork, laptop, sweater, blackberry charger and some water. Notice I was trying to avoid this area.

Keep those fingers crossed that I got a good grade!!

5 hour energy drink...you really do work!!

Hour One (11pm-12am)-Definitely woken up
Hour Two(12pm-1am)- Can't tell if I'm wide awake or in a weird trance
Hour Three (1am-2am)-Wide awake...it's too quiet in my house. I wish there was a 5 hour motivation drink because I'm up but not writing my paper lol!!
Hour Four (2am-3am)-Wide awake and it's still too quiet. I have slowly begun to do some homework. I may need to take a 2nd energy drink just to stay up for when I actually start working dammit. Eyes hurt but it's from staring at a computer screen ALL DAY! Still awake. Its a really weird feeling.
Hour Five (3am-4am)- Still awake. Maybe I'll finally do some of my paper now. When does the sun come up? I think I'll wait for it like in the old days of college. I hear the birds chirping already!

Master Procrastinator at your service!

Current Facebook status: I think I'm going to have to sign off Facebook so I can get my paper done. I have officially mastered procrastination. It's too overwhelming to start. Shoving 8 weeks of theories and methods into one well constructed paper is freaking me out lol! By the way the Freak Out Method is one that I coined back in college, I do it before a major paper and wait till the last minute and than get an A. Worth it? I don't know!

So what am I currently doing? Blogging. Hmm well least I'm not on Facebook, BUT I'M NOT DOING MY WORK! I have always been like this, it's nothing new. When it comes to school work I take my sweet time. Why? Not like I do not have enough notice but it's just something I do. 

Do female cops overcompensate

What I want to know is why do most female cops overcompensate for not having a penis, aka not being a male cop. Female cops always seem to have a chip on their shoulder like they have something extra to prove. I think as a society we are at a point where we have accepted cops both male and female, so there is no reason for overcompensation. I have to tell you that that extra attitude and chip on their shoulder only makes me take them even less seriously. Now let me say I do know a female cop or two that doesn't have an attitude that is suppose to take place of a penis, they are just doing their job the way it should be done. I think the attitude is there so that people will take them seriously and they'll seem more tough, but in actuality it seems like someone trying to hard to prove to you that they are something that they really aren't, which is probably a good cop.

I have to say I have gotten a ticket or two in my life, what can I say I was born with a lead foot and country roads to fly down at maximum speed. Until a few months ago I had never been pulled over by a woman cop. Even when men were pulling me over for going 30+ over the speed limit they were at least cordial and professional. I got tickets but I appreciated their professionalism, well not at the moment but years later after the pain of the ticket payment wore off haha. So when I got pulled over a few months ago for what this cop called running a stop sign she was nothing more then a total bitch. First of all, I came to a complete stop, she was angled weird and parked behind a car blocking her full view. She pulls me over and gives me a ticket. You know whatever fine, I'm over that part of it but the fact that she was so damn rude it was ridiculous. I do not need female cops to act like dudes. You do not have a penis, it's ok, in fact really who wants one of those so get over it. Even when you see them walking down the street they walk like high school wrestlers. We do not need to see your masculinity, be a female cop and act like a woman, you'll garner much more respect!!

Settling and getting stuck

This topic comes to mind after having a conversation with an ex-boyfriend. He was actually a guy I dated in high school, who I haven't spoke with in years. I was 17 years old and he was 21 if I remember right, saucy huh. Anyhow, as soon as we broke up he started dating this other girl, who I believe already had a child. I was definitely over him pretty quickly, but I always felt bad because I always felt like he wasn't happy with the girl. I hate seeing friends unhappy in relationships. It feels like you're losing someone you care about to some type of conformity. Like they think it's some sort of "time" to settle down. Then there are others that settling down just happens to, mainly because kids enter the mix. Anyhow, this guy is in his early 30s now, unmarried with the same woman from 10 years ago, they have three kids together and one of hers from before. 

I feel so bad for people who are stuck. But really are we ever stuck or are we just afraid of facing reality? I hate when people put themselves in situations knowing they are settling for less then they want and deserve. A good friend of mine recently told me she is considering dating a man who is rude and mean to her because he has family money and she needs to hurry and have kids. I told her she is so much better than that and she should find happiness. Why would someone voluntarily settle? I admit I have a sincere fear of being alone and would hate to end up without someone. I do not know if I would end up settling though just to avoid it. Settling seems so sad. What if while you settled Mr./Mrs. Right came by and you were already stuck? 

I also think a  lot of people settle because dating is so frustrating. Maybe it's just me that thinks that dating is frustrating but it really is. I mean you go out on date and after date and meet people who all have their own story that they are crafting so that you'll like them and many times it is only to get something from you. I am pretty frustrated when it comes to dating because I hate being lied to, it just seems so pointless. Not only that but I am known for wearing my heart on my sleeve, and it has taken some serious hits over the past few years. Part of me wants to stop trying because it's exhausting, but I don't want to settle with being alone either.


Why do people settle?

Ciara teach me how to do this....

While I'm in music mode I love the Ciara song...yes it's nasty but it's HOT!!! This girl can dance like no ones business. Sign me up for her work out video!!

Props to Ciara for being one hot ass in shape chic!!

Lyfe Jennings “Statistics”

There is something about this new Lyfe Jennings song that I really like, maybe the fact that it is so honest and true!! So Lyfe lays out some statistics and then he gives women #4 rules on what to do when they meet those 10% type guys.

25% of all men are unstable 
25% of all men can’t be faithful
30% of them don’t mean what they say
and 10% of them maybe 20 are gay
That leaves you a 10% chance of ever finding your man (OUCH) 

Rule #1Don’t be a booty call! If he don’t respect you girl he gonna forget you girl 
Rule #2 If he’s in a relationship and he will cheat on her, then he will cheat on you 
Rule #3 Tell him that you are celibate and if he want some of your goodies, he’s gonna have to work for it 
Rule #4 Be the person you want to find. Don’t be a nickel out here looking for a dime

FULL LYRICS "Statistics"

Alright alright alright yall settle down settle down settle down.

If you don't know where you are this is STATISTICS 101
and I'm your teacher LYFE JENNINGS in the flesh baby.

Books out. Let's go!

[CHORUS]
25% of all men are unstable
25% of all men can't be faithful
30% of them don't mean what they say
and 10% of them in maybe 20 is gay

That leaves you a 10% chance of ever finding your man
That means you never paid attention to these words that I said
I'm gonna teach you how expose the 90%
and show you what to do to keep the other 10.

RULE #1
Don't be a booty call
If he don't respect you girl he gon forget you girl

RULE #2
If he's in a relationship
If he will cheat on her that means he will cheat on you

RULE #3
Tell him that you're celibate
And if he wants some of your goodies he gon have to work for it

RULE #4
Be the person you wanna find
Don't be a nickel out here lookin' for a dime

STATISTICS!

15% of all men got a complex
15% of all men don't practice safe sex
20% of them come from homes without a father
and there's a 50/50 chance that you'll marry a coward

Something to think about when you're taking a shower
Something to swallow when you're drinking bottled water

I'm gonna teach you how to expose the 90%
and show you what to do to keep the other 10

[REPEAT CHORUS]

Be patient! He's waiting!
You don't gotta settle for that
Leave what is past alone!
Get you a backbone!
Stop being (sorry for) yourself!

Have you no checklist?
It's gonna take patience
Time is still wastin'

Don't be a booty call
If he don't respect you girl he gon forget you girl

If he's in a relationship
If he will cheat on her that means he will cheat on you

Tell him that you're celibate
and if he wants some of your goodies he gon have to work for it.

Be the person you wanna find
Don't be a nickel out here lookin' for a dime.

MTV Movie Award Faves & Not so faves

MY WINNERS

 

Not a huge Scarlett fan but I love this look. Very classy and mature.

The Good

Smooth and sexy!

Whitney looks so pretty

Kristen Stewart: I know this one hasn't been popular but I think this is cute, very young and fresh.

Paul Rudd looks nice. Wondering if he botoxs though?

The Bad

So wrong for her body type!! She looks preggers

Jessica's hair is pretty but not feeling the outfit. 

 Not feeling either of their outfits. Hate his jeans and there is something about the hanging front that I don't like about hers.

This screams young and I think its too young for her to wear. Maybe she just looks older. 

Horrible

The WTF

Katy Perry: Just why?? Smurfish!!

It's bad when even Snooki looks better

No thanks, Lindsey.

It's alive. Christina...wouldn't expect better though.

Do not like it. Not even a little.

AGAIN, when Snooki is best dressed there is a PROBLEM.

Seriously?