Wednesday, June 9, 2010

Lyfe Jennings “Statistics”

There is something about this new Lyfe Jennings song that I really like, maybe the fact that it is so honest and true!! So Lyfe lays out some statistics and then he gives women #4 rules on what to do when they meet those 10% type guys.

25% of all men are unstable 
25% of all men can’t be faithful
30% of them don’t mean what they say
and 10% of them maybe 20 are gay
That leaves you a 10% chance of ever finding your man (OUCH)
 

Rule #1Don’t be a booty call! If he don’t respect you girl he gonna forget you girl 
Rule #2 If he’s in a relationship and he will cheat on her, then he will cheat on you 
Rule #3 Tell him that you are celibate and if he want some of your goodies, he’s gonna have to work for it 
Rule #4 Be the person you want to find. Don’t be a nickel out here looking for a dime


FULL LYRICS "Statistics"

Alright alright alright yall settle down settle down settle down.

If you don't know where you are this is STATISTICS 101
and I'm your teacher LYFE JENNINGS in the flesh baby.

Books out. Let's go!

[CHORUS]
25% of all men are unstable
25% of all men can't be faithful
30% of them don't mean what they say
and 10% of them in maybe 20 is gay

That leaves you a 10% chance of ever finding your man
That means you never paid attention to these words that I said
I'm gonna teach you how expose the 90%
and show you what to do to keep the other 10.

RULE #1
Don't be a booty call
If he don't respect you girl he gon forget you girl

RULE #2
If he's in a relationship
If he will cheat on her that means he will cheat on you

RULE #3
Tell him that you're celibate
And if he wants some of your goodies he gon have to work for it

RULE #4
Be the person you wanna find
Don't be a nickel out here lookin' for a dime

STATISTICS!

15% of all men got a complex
15% of all men don't practice safe sex
20% of them come from homes without a father
and there's a 50/50 chance that you'll marry a coward

Something to think about when you're taking a shower
Something to swallow when you're drinking bottled water

I'm gonna teach you how to expose the 90%
and show you what to do to keep the other 10

[REPEAT CHORUS]

Be patient! He's waiting!
You don't gotta settle for that
Leave what is past alone!
Get you a backbone!
Stop being (sorry for) yourself!

Have you no checklist?
It's gonna take patience
Time is still wastin'

Don't be a booty call
If he don't respect you girl he gon forget you girl

If he's in a relationship
If he will cheat on her that means he will cheat on you

Tell him that you're celibate
and if he wants some of your goodies he gon have to work for it.

Be the person you wanna find
Don't be a nickel out here lookin' for a dime.

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3 comments:

Nikki Jo said...

I love this! Especially -

RULE #4
Be the person you wanna find
Don't be a nickel out here lookin' for a dime

Coyote Rose said...

This is actually some of the best dating advice i've ever heard. I love that its in song form!

Unknown said...

Nikki Jo- I totally agree!!

Coyote Rose- You're so right. Best advice I've heard in a long time, and unfortunately I think the 10% chance of finding a good man is hitting it on the head!!

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