The Hills & The City...they're back!!

OMG so I love this show but I was NOT ready to see Heidi and her new plasticness haha. I love how the show started and they were only showing her from behind so there was a unveiling when she was with her mom. Her mom thinks she looks like crap and it is so obvious. Heidi use to be such a pretty girl. What the hell was she thinking?? She looks old and she looks really gross. Plastic surgery is fine to enhance but there was nothing enhancing about what she did.

Ok can I say how jealous I am about the Miami partying it looks like so much fun. I love how Kristen is so not meant to be friends with girls. She seems like a really cool chick!! The girls are all so damn annoying, everything is a drama. I use to like Lo, but she needs to get away from Audrina and Stephanie they are brain dead!!! Hilarious that Stephanie is calling Kristen a "liability", very surprised that she even knows that word. Stephanie is a huge hypocrite. The bulimic and alcoholic is judging someone whose partying and having a good time. I officially have started the season hating those 3 girls!!!  TEAM KRISTEN!!!

First of all I HEART KELLY CUTRONE. She is like the reason to watch this show!! Ok on the other end I absolutely HATE Erin. Yes Olivia seems like a total idiot, but Erin is an ubber bitch at least on the show. I love that Kelly is such a hardass but she has such a huge heart. Fun drama to come on this season I love it!!

As soon as the show goes off, on comes Trey Songz....seriously is it legal to be that damn sexy!!! I digressed...but DAMN seriously!!

The mess that is...Jerseylicious

Yikes is the first thing that comes to mind when watching this show. Do people seriously walk around with tans that ORANGE and hair that HUGE. The episode I'm watching on TV right now the two girls above are getting makeUNDERS, to make them look less foolish. The blonde got her hair "unteased" and the brunette got "untanned". When they were done they looked so much better and like pretty girls. As soon as no one was watching them they rush to a bathroom to change it. All of the reality shows out there that are Jersey based are really giving that city a bad name!!

Class one is coming to an end

I'm very nervous about my first class in graduate school coming to an end next Saturday. This is week 8, so it's FINALS week. I have a lot of work to do this week and it is also going to be a very busy week at work. I really want to maintain my A....keeping fingers crossed!! 

Think happy thoughts for me!

Seriously...it's not that easy!!

After about 4 years of not having cable I move in with a roommate who had to have it so I am fully benefiting from it. I find myself watching a lot of cooking shows (MTV is not as good as I remembered lol), and these people make all the most amazing things. It is driving me nuts that these people keep saying this is quick, this is easy, anyone can do it lol. What?? None of this looks quick, easy or like something I can do haha. Also, I want to know since when did "just a drizzle", mean a huge dumping of olive oil.
I really want to learn to cook some of this stuff the food looks so great and fun. The only thing is cooking extreme things for one is NO FUN! Why cook something that takes an hour just for myself. The funny thing about this is half the stuff these people are using I have NO clue what it is. I need some Cooking 101 ASAP! I also need more cooking tools to make stuff.
I love some of these cooking competition shows its really cool to watch people have cook offs.
Another favorite show of mine is the Jaime Oliver Food Revolution, this guy is putting his heart and soul into changing the way people eat to help them be more healthy. It is very inspiring. Now if only I could learn how to cook so I could be healthy and make it easy :) Any tips?

Do you need a laugh??

http://www.bluntcard.com/

Ever needed to say something with a card but Hallmark just didn't have the right thing. Well I'm certain this website will have it hahaha. I laughed the entire time I was reading this!!

Here are a few to make you laugh..

 

...alright go look at the rest on your own!! Enjoy :)

Pet Peeves...we all have them

We all have pet peeves, here are some of mine:

• Do not say you're going to do something and then turn around and not do it
• Do not be late
• Do not lie, why not just tell the truth (it will set you free right lol)
• When hostesses or waitresses seat you next to another table when the rest of the restaurant is empty
• People that are rude to waitstaff for no reason
• Men who try to rush relationships
• BIKE RIDERS IN CHICAGO...they want to follow car rules yet they also want to run traffic lights, dart out in traffic, zig zag between cars. I'm sorry but if you want to be on the street follow car rules properly if not get hit!!
• People who act in an unprofessional manor
• People who really think they know what they're doing when they are obviously an idiot with no clue
• People who do not respect the time of others and time constraints
• People who do not appreciate good friendship
• People who let their children run around like wild heathens in public
• Being tickled
• People who want you to talk to their kid or pet on the phone

Just found a website with the longest list of pet peeves, this made me laugh. http://www.getannoyed.com/    Ok so in honor of this site here are some of my faves from the site that I TOTALLY agree with:

• Couples who sit on the same side of the booth when no one is on the other side 
• Being asked my telephone number/account number AFTER I already entered in using the keypad on my phone. I thought I was supposed enter that info to "better assist me". 
• When you bite into a jelly bean and it's a different flavor than what you thought it was. 
• Having to go to a UPS / FEDEX office to pickup a package. 
• When someone leaves their phone number at the end of a long message and they say it so fast you can't understand it and have to listen multiple times to figure it out. 
• Suburban kids who think they are gangstas.  
• People who use calculators to figure out tips at restaurants
• Speed bumps 

One pet peeve they have that I LOVE...when parents have their kids on leashes....cracks me up!!

What type of people do I attract? (I don't agree haha)

What type of person do you attract? Your Result: You attract Yuppies!   You attract the very well-dressed, job oriented type of people.  They usually have their finances together, are 'middle of the road' on most topics, generally happy with the 'main-stream' of things.  If it is stability you are after, these are good people to attract, if you seek adventure, it may be time for an overhaul.
You attract geeks!
You attract artsy people!
You attract models!
You attract rednecks!
You attract unstable people!
What type of person do you attract? Quiz Created on GoToQuiz

Personality Disorder Test

Disorder	Rating
Paranoid Disorder:	Moderate
Schizoid Disorder:	Low
Schizotypal Disorder:	Low
Antisocial Disorder:	Low
Borderline Disorder:	Low
Histrionic Disorder:	Moderate
Narcissistic Disorder:	Moderate
Avoidant Disorder:	Moderate
Dependent Disorder:	Moderate
Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder:	Low
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